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Welcome to the Man's Guide to Women. This is for any man that likes women... and wants to try and do better. Some of this you might already know... Some you might be surprised over. Invite other men to this wiki... I made it to make Men have an easier time at making their women happier. ^-^ (note... all information in this wiki is subjective... there is no failsafe/idiot proof/three step plan to making a woman happy... it depends on each woman)
*though fae disagees with that and says its "Fire fae says:1º - be someone special    Fire fae says:2º - be there for her  Fire fae says:3º - cuddle and snuggle a lot" *

Manual for Women (NOTE: your model of woman might not follow these guidlines exactly… each woman is different as each man is.)


The True Meanings of what girls say. (pulled the ones that were what I mean too from that list they put on the net)

Maybe = No
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
Weeeeeeeell= please don’t make me
I love you = I really love you OR (pending on tone/inflection…) please do something for me <[Cougar] doesn’t actually use that one. [Cougar] will ask flat out)
Abrupt changing of subject to what he likes to talk about = you’re a little peeved and it’s starting to scare me (though for some women on dates.. It means they are really trying to figure you out… women making an effort means we like you… we assume the same of men)
Blushing = we really like you and don’t want you to think badly of us in anyway/ or you just said something right. (blushing is almost always a good thing for you)
No = No, unless you are asking if something is wrong.
Nothing = Everything
It's a long story=i don't want to talk about it but appreciate the offer alot

Scenarios

(you note she is stressed out and you ask what if she is ok) DON”T ASK IF SHE IS OK!!! You won’t get a straight answer anyway. Just put your arms around her and hold her. Nothing more nothing less… if she cries let her cry out, if she talks let her talk out… she would do the same for you most likely.
Don’t worry about it = I don’t like it/I’m severely pissed off…(advice: pending on how it is said.. It also would be good to just get out of her sight… OR hold her for a moment until she relaxes.)


Some really sweet things guys could say to make a woman’s heart melt.

::ONE DAY U'LL COME UP TO ME AND ASK ME WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT: YOU OR MY LIFE. I'LL SAY MY LIFE AND U'LL WALK AWAY NEVER KNOWIN THAT U R MY LIFE.:: _[crowdel]’s house

"Last night i went outside and matched every star with a reason why i love you. It was going great, till i ran out of stars...."--Unknown

Try to compliment her on something everyday… If your married randomly tell her she’s beautiful.. just cause.

These are just a few of the txted ones i have gotten from just [Shijin] alone.
1. *kisses and holds her close* i miss you
2. I hope your day is as beautiful as you
3. *willingly becomes her comfort for her presence is all he needs*
4. *hopes to be enchanted with a call*
5. You know i'm yours
6. You make me happy baby...
7. I got cheese cake... and pizza... but i rather have something sweet like you princess.
8. *wonders if he will be enchanted with a call from his angel*
*******9. [I want you... in my life and I want to make memories with you] (you want a woman to go silent in shock... you tell her that!!!!!!!)
******10. (*said that the only way for me to get better ~was sick for a while~ was for him to think of me*) "Every second, every minute... more than you know..."
*****11.(was still sick when was told) "Ofcourse you will live because you have to...or i would be here..."
****12. (I called and he was asleep*which i was pleased over b/c he needed his sleep*) * holds her hand and kisses it lightly, kneeling down* I hope you forgive me for not answering your call princess.
13. you are precious to me
14. "i hope you do call too cuz i want to hear your sweet voice"
15. So what are you upto cute one?
**************************16.[I thank god everyday for having an angel like you on earth] (another silencer)
16. (told him i was having a blessed day)He(God) always watches out for his angels.
Now tell me gentlemen... one man can pull that out in just txts in about a week... JUST Texts! *doesn't even mention how utterly sweet his comments are when she calls!* If one man can do that in about a week... why can't the rest of you pull that off? words are [~+VERY+~] powerful things... you'd best realize that.. it could save your ass one day.

Call girls "angel" or "princess" or "beautiful" we love to hear that from time to time. it has a better affect than you would think.

(just about anything cheesy works… Be creative...)

Things to know(not in any particular order)


1. Women TRY to make things easy on men… but then men walk off… So then we have to make it hard on the rest. >.> Blame your own gender for the mind games.

2. [If you really want to make a woman happy… spend either time or money on her.] The reason women value money so much is because men spend SO MUCH [~*Time*~] making it. We love/adore/need to know we are thought of when we aren’t around. Hence why we like our rings to be so expensive and big… we are basically boasting on how sweet our man is to us. Though many times just a thoughtful… planned out idea from a man that we get to spend some time with him during.. Is VERY VERY valued. (also note that in society, If your woman looks highly valued by you *i.e. jewelery and nice clothes and well tendted* then that reflects onto you and others will begin to look at you more highly thus opening the door to more opportuinities and better job offers... don't believe me? try it... you'll see.)

3. Women aren’t simple… no matter how much you think they are or one is… it will infallibly at some point get extremely complicated.

4. Grow some balls…(pardon the terminology) the girl that is worth the effort won’t ask you out. Women who are truly worthy will wait for you to come to them… even if they like you… Women want a man that can get up enough guts to ask them out. We aren’t so afraid of asking as you would think… We just want to see if you are “man enough” for us.


5. Women require unbelievable amounts of patience, love, and self restraint. We don't always say what we mean right off... even when we mean to. We don't often know how to. Also.. we don't always understand what you want or don't want. We kind of need you to be blunt with us... just as much as you want us to be blunt with you.
If we say we want to talk about something.. please... listen to it at least half way... We think aloud and when we can talk to you we come to decisions we couldn't w/o that other person just listening. o.O it doesn't make a lot of sense but when you just sit there and not even say anything... We get out everything that is penned up and survey what is wrong...then we can easily find a solution to the matter. ^^; This takes one Hullofa man...


6. Don't lie to a woman! Never, ever under any circumstances. You may think "she'll feel better if I tell a little lie or hide the truth", that's bull shit (forgive the wording). The truth is most women have this unexplainable way of finding the truth sooner or later and then they will wonder why didn't you tell the truth in the first place. They will feel you don't trust them enough, or love them enough, and will feel betrayed. That will cause a break in the trust that won't easily (if ever) be mended. Believe me this is worse then her knowing the ugly truth from the start. Of course they are likely to get mad with that ugly truth but (if they really care for you) they will forgive (mind me I say forgive not forget). In the end if you tell the truth and your relation lives through that, it will be stronger then ever.
-[Fire fae] (completely agreed to by [Cougar] due to experience with being said woman in the past)

7. Another bad thing to do to a woman is not answering her. This means not answering her messages, phone calls, direct questions, when she says she cares for you, etc.
This will make her feel ignored and she will start questioning your feelings for her, which will make your life and hers less pleasant.
If you don't want anything with her just tell her so, don't be ignoring her in hopes she'll forget, she won't.
If you do care for her answer, it doesn't take long to say something back, even if it's just:
I can't talk right now
talk to you latter
or even just a simple hug or kiss. Believe it or not these simple things are comforting and she will probably give you more space after getting her answers.
~by [FireFae] (again approved by cougar... from experience... <-.->)

8. If a woman says "Oh? how so?" she has determined you are wrong... and wishes to disabuse you of your wrong ideas... one-by-one.


9. Self-restraint... turns women on... LEARN SOME!

10. Develop a deep voice... it's hot... women like them... i have YET to meet a woman that doesn't.

11. Don't go to strip clubs unless it's a friend/family member's bachelor party.. *rolls eyes* strip clubs are the highest form of female instult. If you feel you MUST GO (which if you are dating a chick you really like you won't) then do so and simply don't tell her unless she asks. Most women are on a Don't ask Don't tell policy. If she asks once tell her she might not really want to know and if she asks again THEN tell her.

12.

It is a man's job to impress the woman. We have what you want... you have to get us impressed enough with you to think that you have what WE want.


13. mystery is hot. charm is to die for. take lessons from Zorro, Robin hood, and the Phantom.

14. Just watch "what women want" with mel gibson. That will help you out ALOT!

15. "WHEN A GUYS SAYS HE MISSES YOU !!"
Guy Facts:
-When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
-When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
-When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
-When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it
-When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
-When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
-When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
-When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
-When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
-When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
-Girl facts:
-When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
-When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
-When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
-When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
-When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
-When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
-When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
-When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
-When an honest girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.
-When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
-When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Updates will be posted as I think of them or find them. >.> Good luck gentlemen.



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-[Peaches]: i want food, good sex from a man and a nice book...

- [Black Adder]: If you get all this right you'll be black and blue, tired and strained, and have the perfect woman/relationship. That or you be Sellabut Its easier ^_^


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a very rough idea of what them brownie pnts are worth... Plus i'm very tough so it's hard to get to the "good stuff" as my b/f calls it. So these numbers will likely be MUCH lower for most women.

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2005-07-21 [nightwolf]: heh actualy i figured the nacked chick thing was just to grab the perverts attention so they got some helpful hints :P and that was before i opened it to be disapionted :P

2005-07-21 [shadowic]: hahah

2005-07-22 [nightwolf]: what can i say im half decent *rolls his eyes at himself*

2005-08-09 [The Frozen Alchemist]: I try to be decent most of the time and i got the complimenting thing down but the rest has me confused

2005-08-09 [Cougar]: XD well son that is what this place is for.

2005-08-10 [nightwolf]: lol its all just showing general respect and well trying to be a mind reader :P. but if you can compliment enough im sure you can get the rest, i know its starting to fall in place for me :P

2005-08-15 [Black Adder]: Men forget but dont forgive, Women frogive but NEVER forget!

2005-09-28 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: Lol! Women "frogive"? :P

2005-09-28 [shadowic]: technically our way of dealing with things could be considered forgiveness....we get revenge...and then we go on with our lives as normal..XD

2005-09-28 [blackphoenix]: XD

2005-09-28 [Black Adder]: women are mean, seeking revenge where ever if there is not a clear person to pin it on!

2005-09-28 [shadowic]: not me...if i know the person who did something that pissed me off i will seek revenge....i dont go off on other people..though i do release my wrath on poor trees and brick walls..><

2005-09-28 [nightwolf]: *blinks* who said guys cant enjoy revenge either, and i dont agree with the Men forget but dont forgive, simple because i dont forget but rarely forgive. Got to have a damn good excuse to be forgiven

2005-09-28 [shadowic]: i never said that...revenge is enjoyable for anyone...

2005-09-28 [nightwolf]: lol read it wrong sorry perving buddy... hmm rvenge comes in so many flavours >>...  <<.....

2005-09-29 [shadowic]: yes...revenge is like..edible panties..<.<...flavors galore!

2005-09-29 [nightwolf]: lmao ooohhhh edible panties mmmmmmmmmmm *blinks* i mean no comment

2005-09-29 [shadowic]: *sneakily slides over a box and looks away innocently* >>..*cough*

2005-09-29 [nightwolf]: *takes the box and sneacks it away into his possetion* <<..*smiles*

2005-09-29 [shadowic]: hehe...i think we are disrupting yet again a perfectly innocent place...woo we have done our job!

2005-09-29 [nightwolf]: lmao and yet again another inoent wiki has been perverted by the perving Duo *strikes pose*

2005-09-29 [shadowic]: *strikes heroic yet suggestive pose as well* dun dun dun!..*leaps off* wooosshh

2005-09-29 [blackphoenix]: *blinks* um okay.......

2005-09-30 [nightwolf]: *blinks and looks at the inocent and comes out of his pose follow his perving buddy off the scene of the crime* WOOSSHHH

2005-10-03 [Dark Adherent]: "Self-restraint... turns women on... LEARN SOME!" Is this supposed to be a secret hint at how to get laid faster? *mischievious grin* You know I'm kidding >>

2005-10-03 [Cougar]: *giggles* yeah. it kinda is >.>

2005-10-03 [blackphoenix]: XD

2005-10-03 [nightwolf]: lol i was going to comment on that but held myself back XD

2005-10-03 [Fire fae]: In cougar's case a deep voice and scottish accent will do the same. XD

2005-10-03 [nightwolf]: hey, i just have a gift fae XD hehe and you dont have that up there XP

2005-10-03 [Cougar]: <,< deep voice and any accent is good... but scottish is to die for...

2005-10-03 [blackphoenix]: XD it is a very nice accent

2005-10-03 [nightwolf]: hehe *has a following* i mean tis nice you all apreciate me XD

2005-10-03 [blackphoenix]: XD

2005-10-03 [Shijin]: "These are just a few of the txted ones i have gotten from just [Shijin] alone." You didn't have to say my name...-_-. Btw, I'm not that nice really, I'm actually an asshole.

2005-10-03 [blackphoenix]: lol i think poor steven a little embarressed awww

2005-10-04 [Cougar]: *leaves it where it stands*

2005-10-04 [nightwolf]: lol poor guy

2005-10-04 [Shijin]: I don't get embarassed so nyah *sticks his tongue out*

2005-10-04 [blackphoenix]: lol

2005-10-04 [nightwolf]: *blinks* suprised you kept your tongue there, owners getting ebiler by the day XD

2005-10-05 [Cougar]: *settles comfortably in steven's lap* Ur owner hun wouldn't bother his tongue. *smiles softly*

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: lol true coug XD

2005-10-05 [Fire fae]: XD *wants to know everything no matter what it is, hates not knowing* What's the big deal with strip clubs anyway? I can think of way more insulting things a guy can do.

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: lol the truth comes out, faes actualy a stripper and dosnt just dig holes XP *covers his head*

2005-10-05 [Fire fae]: *glares at scott* see what I mean... there are far more insulting things for a guy to do... or say -_-

2005-10-05 [blackphoenix]: *bops scott for fae*

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: *sighs* twas a joke, though im sorry.

2005-10-05 [Fire fae]: *knows, just wanted to make a point that some jokes are better unsaid* This is not the perverts wiki  XP

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: *smirks* that line to me is very far on, meh guess thats what happens when your brought up ebil

2005-10-05 [blackphoenix]: lol i can't help that tis in my blood

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: lol and my owners my biggest example of how to be XP

2005-10-05 [Shijin]: *hugs Coug tightly* There's alot of stuff that wouldn't bother my tongue ~_^. I agree with Fae though, but it really depends on the situation and why you are going.

2005-10-05 [Cougar]: to me it's mostly the WHY you're going that will get to me the most... but in america stripclubs=sleasy.... like... i've even asked my other friends even the LIBERAL ones who date many guys and let them date other girls... they HATE strip clubs

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: heh dont see the point in them myself, just shows you cant get a woman your happy with.

2005-10-05 [Shijin]: Well, in my case, Roy (Lead singer of The Fifth) wanted me and a friend to come visit him there, since that's where he works. He is the DJ. All I did was chill and hang out with him, talking. I think it's ok to go depending on your situation. Like, the guys who go to get chicks...not realizing that a strip club is actually one of the harder places to pick up a girl...just go to a mall or something.

2005-10-05 [nightwolf]: if your going for a freinds thing then fair enough not your fault thats were its held but if you just go to perve on the girls then thats when i think the above (sorry cant be arsed typing it right now)

2005-10-05 [blackphoenix]: lol

2005-10-05 [shadowic]: wow im lost..i think i missed something...<.<...damned moving!..T_T

2005-10-05 [blackphoenix]: heh do sum catch up and read back a few pageso.o

2005-10-06 [nightwolf]: lol a good few pages XD

2005-10-06 [Cougar]: <,< this makes me think... i don't want to know ANYTHING about my future hubbie's bachelor's party.... <-.-> i would rather not know.

2005-10-06 [Fire fae]: XD and you probably won't want him to know about your party either. XD

2005-10-06 [nightwolf]: Lol faes right there XD dunno what coug and her freinds would get up to

2005-10-06 [Cougar]: *cocks her head* i don't really want a bachelorette party...

2005-10-06 [shadowic]: bachelorette parties usually end up in confusion and arguing 9 months later when a baby pops out and its black and the husband is white <.<...blame the booze and the hired male strippers for that XD

2005-10-06 [Cougar]: :>.> *prefers white men acually* o.o *is not an equal opprotuinty dater*

2005-10-06 [Shijin]: Bachelor parties almost always end up hurting the relationship...my bachelor party will just be a normal party most likely with my soon to be wife there.

2005-10-06 [nightwolf]: heh people always use the excuse, its you last night to be free so enjoy your bachelor party. Heh thing is what if you dont want to be free?

2005-10-06 [shadowic]: yea i was just using it as a humorous example i wasnt saying that you would with a black dude...just some random thing that happens

2005-10-06 [nightwolf]: lmao screwing a big black guy called steve and ending up with steve jr

2005-10-07 [Shijin]: Hey dood...my name is Steve and I'm white so that's not funny.

2005-10-07 [nightwolf]: lol sorry tis a joke between me and some freinds, what shad said just brought it back up lol XD

2005-10-07 [Shijin]: Oh, ok. *cuddles Cougar gently*

2005-10-07 [Shijin]: Hmmm...*looks at the guide* So what about guys who are "unpredictable" and the subject on poetry? I don't see anything up there about those two.

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: poetry can win a girls heart if written for her and it damn good0knows from experience >.<

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Steven doesn't know what the hell he's talking about "Like, the guys who go to get chicks...not realizing that a strip club is actually one of the harder places to pick up a girl...just go to a mall or something." <-Lie. Anyhow, Strip clubs in NC are alot less bad then they are everywhere else. Most here, girls are only allowed to go topless(full nude everywhere else). Anyway...I've said my peace >>

2005-10-07 [shadowic]: me and my friends plan on going to a stripclub when we graduate...and i plan to bring a jar of pennies as tip money XD

2005-10-07 [Cougar]: *nuzzles into steven and purrs softly* most guys suck at poetry so i didn't bother to put it up there... and some girls don't really like it. And I'm not that fond of unpredictable... spontanious sometimes.. yeah.. unpredictable is scary in a man.

2005-10-07 [Cougar]: *giggles at dark ad* hmmm.... donno as topless makes it any better honestly.

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Atleast it's not like the one I had to go to. They'd go fully nude, and if it were saturday, they use 'toys' and have fun with each other. u.u

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: The strip club expert has spoken. >.>  XD

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: .<!!!!

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: *smiles innocently* kidding   XP 

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: *pounces Fae and pops her in a g-string and a likewise top and sets up a pole for her* ~_^

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: meep! >.< *quickly wraps self in blanket and bops him* what with everyone suddenly trying to make a striper out of me?

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Well, I'm the 'expert' so I thought maybe I spotted talent ~_^

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: *chuckles *

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: *isn't sure she likes the implications of that* XP

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: lol

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: >

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: try pressing the tab key once or twice before typing the >>, then it won't mess up

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: XD

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Yea, I keep forgetting that...>>* XD

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: mhmm... you had your mind on g-strings and such XD

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: On you ~_^

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]:  >.> mhmm *shuts up before this turns into the pervs wiki* ^_~

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Mwahahaha...>>

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: it keeps heading in that direction *chuckles* i seem to be safe XD

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: sis never say that around your pet XD *pounces DA and snuggles* ebil! ^_^

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: *cuddles and snuggles back* ^_^

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: heh okay true point

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: All you women seem to have pets...Glad I'm not anyone's pet >>

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: *puts a black leather collar on him and smooches* MINE! <.< muahahaha

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: o.o

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: <.< *takes collar off and inches away slowly* 

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: *pounces and glompifies* ^___^

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: *falls down and clings, snuggling* =^___^=

2005-10-07 [blackphoenix]: *shuffles fae and joe to spare room*

2005-10-07 [Fire fae]: XD sowwy sis

2005-10-07 [Cougar]: o.o; *swallows* toys? dare i ask? that doesn't sound like a strip club... sounds more like live porno

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Yea, they get that way...they literally do each other on stage...I wasn't there for that though. I went on thursday, a normal stripping day. u.u;

2005-10-07 [Cougar]: *shudders* ewie...

2005-10-07 [nightwolf]: sound like your disapionted DA :P

2005-10-07 [Dark Adherent]: Lol

2005-10-08 [shadowic]: O.o'.....now this is an amusing converstation...i have no pet cause i am pathetically single...woo!..XD...

2005-10-08 [blackphoenix]: heh i have pets coz i single XD need to get me cuddles sumwhere

2005-10-08 [shadowic]: lol..makes since there...i just scare everyone off..XD

2005-10-08 [nightwolf]: Lol oh so you just use me for the cuddles eh owner XP

2005-10-08 [blackphoenix]: mainly>.> but heh you also make a good thing to use to destress myself XP

2005-10-08 [nightwolf]: *feels all used* meh i guess i can live with that, not like i dont get anything out of it XD

2005-10-08 [blackphoenix]: *chuckles and ruffles mane* heh tis teasing:P

2005-10-08 [nightwolf]: *purs softly* you better be XD

2005-10-08 [blackphoenix]: *smirls and just continues to pet*

2005-11-13 [Fire fae]: XD *imagines guys dressing up as those chars and making fake duels just to impress cougar* 

2005-11-13 [blackphoenix]: XD possibly fae tis quite possible XD

2005-11-13 [nightwolf]: *blinks* im lost now

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: i see no point in tryin to impress someone to win their love...its better just to be a good friend and be there for that person and have the love grow over time

2005-11-13 [Dark Adherent]: I'm Robin Hood!!! XD

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: O.o wow that was random...Does that mean your in tights?..XP

2005-11-13 [Fire fae]: I totaly agree shad. *tackles Robin hood and snuggles, taking the change to steal the bow* >.>

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: o.O...wont ask what you mean by "bow"..<.<..*coughs*...we're men..men in tights! *sings randomly*

2005-11-13 [blackphoenix]: XD shad does have a point but sometimes a guy acting charming can sweep you off your feet ^^

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: yea but then you gotta ask yourself is he doing that just cause he wants to see you happy or does he just wanna get in your pants?

2005-11-13 [nightwolf]: Heh youve just got to take all his actions from what youve seen and decide what you think hes doing.

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: usually its not hard to tell what people are tryin to do..specially if you are paranoid and observant like me..XD

2005-11-13 [blackphoenix]: XD ok good point shad and scott is right lol

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: Good Advice from the Pervy Duo...XD..

2005-11-13 [blackphoenix]: i know it kinda scary

2005-11-13 [Fire fae]: shad! this is not the perv wiki, by bow I mean the shooting arrows thingy and stop being a perv XD

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: i cant stop...thats like tellin an epileptic to stop spazzing out on the floor..XD

2005-11-13 [nightwolf]: lmao shad, or telling fae to leave DA's "bow" alone XP

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: heheh XD..i think we are gonna get slapped <.<

2005-11-13 [nightwolf]: lol yeah probably one of these days XD

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: hehe XD

2005-11-13 [Fire fae]: *bops scott and shad* XP

2005-11-13 [nightwolf]: *blink adn rubs his head looking at shad* think that counts as a slap ? XP

2005-11-13 [shadowic]: <....T_T...

2005-11-14 [blackphoenix]: XD go fae >.>

2005-11-14 [nightwolf]: *pokes his owner* you should be supporting me XP

2005-11-14 [blackphoenix]: if she hadn't bopped you i would have XD

2005-11-14 [shadowic]: everyone fears the almighty fae bop..XD

2005-11-14 [nightwolf]: lmao dont forget the dragon bites aswell XD

2005-11-14 [shadowic]: o.O

2005-11-15 [blackphoenix]: XD

2005-11-15 [Cougar]: *is just so nice they forget about her and doesn't have any attacks. ^_^*

2005-11-15 [blackphoenix]: *chuckles and snuggles the coug*

2005-11-15 [nightwolf]: awww poor coug *pets her softly and smirls* ill attack you later dont worry, noone has forgoten about you

2005-11-15 [blackphoenix]: *bopples her pet* you come online to et but don't say hi to your owner!!

2005-11-15 [Cougar]: *is the woman on the side* >.>; <,<;

2005-11-15 [nightwolf]: *blinks and rubs his head* ouch, sorry i was only on for a min :(

2005-11-15 [blackphoenix]: *grumbles slightly*

2005-11-15 [nightwolf]: * sighs and drops his head* ill know for next time no matter how long i have to let you know

2005-11-15 [blackphoenix]: *smirls and tickles under chin of her pet* good boy

2005-11-15 [nightwolf]: *blinks and raises his head alittle chuckling* cant tell im tamed XD

2006-01-02 [Fire fae]: "The true friendship implies a cordial effort to understand the beliefs of our friends, even if we don't share or accept them" - J.M. Escrivá - This also applies to lovers because when people love each other one should not submit to the other and one should not try to control the other, they should complete each other. (Just a random thought that fits life if not this wiki)

2006-01-05 [Shijin]: True Fae...but isn't just slighly nice to have SOME control and submission for your partner? Funny how when I read what you said the first time I thought it said "they should compete each other"...cuz competition always makes things interesting no?

2006-01-05 [Fire fae]: Well when you love someone and built a life together there is always some control over the other due to the mutual feelings, also there always has some giving in from both parts in orther for the relation to work. If it's not some obsessive control/submission yes it is healthy.

2006-01-05 [Fire fae]: Same thing goes for the competition (although I don't see the need for it). If it's not turned into an obsessive battle to overcome the other it can even be fun and help you learn your limits around the other. If they start to take it too personaly it might end in a competition to see who hurts the other more. (has seen this happen)

2006-01-05 [Shijin]: I like having competition...and you'll be having them in other matters to...such as who can give the other more orgasms...*wonders if he just typed that* Oh well.

2006-01-05 [Fire fae]: LOL well that one I wouldn't mind... >.>  *didn't say that either*

2006-01-05 [nightwolf]: *looks to fae and blinks* that should have been my line

2006-01-05 [blackphoenix]: XD she getting better at this :P or you've taught her too well

2006-01-05 [nightwolf]: i like to think of it as the seccond thing

2006-01-05 [Fire fae]: XD I blame you and shad for that one. 

2006-01-05 [blackphoenix]: XD she taking it like you can infect sumone with pervertness hmmm 8thinks on that*

2006-01-05 [nightwolf]: lol i can affect anyone if im around them long enough or try XP

2006-01-05 [blackphoenix]: he has a point

2006-01-05 [Shijin]: Every female is perverted just like men...but more men actually say whats on their mind without thinking.

2006-01-05 [Cougar]: *grins quietly and doesn't say a word as to how shijin knows such a thing....* doot doot doot... *looks innocent*

2006-01-05 [shadowic]: im as perverted as any man..and in some cases..more...XD

2006-01-05 [Fire fae]: *has the right to remain silent... and does so*

2006-01-05 [blackphoenix]: XD

2006-01-06 [Dark Adherent]: *pounces Fae and tickles her* A competition eh? *grins* ^_____________________^

2006-01-06 [Fire fae]: *falls down and squirms, giggling* nuuuu tickles! *tries to grab his hands* XD

2006-01-06 [nightwolf]: yeap everyone is perverted, there is just afew who accept and let it grow though and others who are forcefully tought. *shudders*

2006-01-23 [Shijin]: Out of curiousity...what do you get when you can accomplish more than 10,000? Slavery? >>

2006-01-23 [blackphoenix]: XD...........um i dunno you'll have to ask couga >.>

2006-01-23 [nightwolf]: lmao a gimp XD

2006-01-23 [Cougar]: I don't think there's ever been too many to get to 10,000 in the first place and normally if they do manage it they want it all right then and there. >.> Normally though.. guys stay in the negative... greedy little.. *cough cough cough*

2006-01-23 [Cougar]: *glances at her man's house* <,< don't think he's in the negative anymore now... ><

2006-01-23 [blackphoenix]: lol yes that would put a guy in +ve points XD

2006-01-23 [Shijin]: *smiles* Yep.

2006-01-23 [blackphoenix]: i'd say at least 10 >.> you got her to smile ,*points to pick on his house* >.>

2006-01-23 [Shijin]: *laughs >>* That's my job isn't it? I can make her smile...even when she doesn't want to ^_^

2006-03-14 [Shijin]: Am I negative on the ponit chart or do I even count on it?

2006-05-09 [Kiche]: I thank you all for making this wiki! It is awsome..... It shows how girls really feel! You've covered most of it!

2006-05-09 [Death Rogue 5]: yea, does that mean I have to do that with you kiche? lol

2006-05-10 [Beatify me Capt'n]: Whoa whoa whoa, what about guys, we know that there is stuff we don't want.

2006-05-10 [Kiche]: It would be nice but you don't have to do all of it! And GrandMaster..... what do you mean?

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